No care in the world
No care in the world
Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins:
- Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
- Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
- I screwed the barmaid.
- Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
- I screwed a lot of girls here.
- Sollemnes, you screw well!
- Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.
I love this.
I am laughing so hard
someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all
Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks
Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.
No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.
It’d be really cool if there was a part of tumblr for people that have worked and lived in the real world.
how to write poetry like a white person
- the taste of you
- save me
- no wait save yourself
make sure to left align and god forbid touch a capital letter
This shirt, I need it.
I like how Homer occasionally says something really intelligent between “dohs”
It’s called ‘early seasons’. Then they made him dumb and networks do this all the time and I call it the Homer Simpson Syndrome and Sheldon Cooper is the best current example of it.
u fuck with a dog u fuck with me
Also here is another playlist of great women in music, thanks me. (This probably needs updated as it’s pretty unchanged since March of last year …)
uh if anyone cares about my personal preference of musical artists i updated my playlist on my page thanks me
This is young singer Grimes, I love her. on We Heart It.
i like to tell people when i need to go pee
I reckon girls do this so we maintain the myth that we never shit.
IM GOING TO PEE! PEE. P DOUBLE E.